Robish27DF: did the fluff come off?
BiGReD0005: it took me and hour to get that shit off
posted by Rob at 9:40 PM

j85df: its a shame theres only one of me
posted by Rob at 9:39 PM

the play was pretty good...

Highlights: alex csedrik, gasper, dianna and lori's singing, the smooth dancing moves, and the song "summer lovin"

the bad: anyone else who sang besides the people listed above, the sound quality, the band, the tech, the display of events, the props, and most of the play.
posted by Rob at 10:42 PM

wow.... war with iraq.... you don't get bigger news than that....
posted by Rob at 11:52 PM

8:00pm EST... this is going to suck sooo bad.
posted by Rob at 4:51 PM

"It's not a lie if you believe it." - George Costanza
posted by Rob at 6:53 PM

Bowling was cool yesterday...

Car wouldn't start today...

Jamming was cool anyway...

Nothing else to say....
posted by Rob at 6:52 PM

Question of the week:
Do you title your meals according to the time zone you eat your meal at, or the sequence you eat your meal?

Lunch time... me, sean, jeremy, dipalma, brosius were debating this question. Dipalma claimed that the correct answer was that you name the meal according to the sequence, but everyone else disagreed. He explained, "What if you wake up at 6:00pm and eat eggs and waffels? You can't call a eggs and waffels, dinner. So it's considered breakfast because it's the first meal of the day." I disagreed, "Firstly, who the hell would eat eggs and waffels at 6:00? That's dinner time, so you would have a full course meal." We went on talking about the time zones for breakfast, brunch, lunch, dinner, dessert, and anything else would be snacks. This was a very interesting conversation.
posted by Rob at 2:05 PM

Lunch time....
Going back to school, Scott wanted to show off his extreme balance to Jeremy and I. So he jumped over a few things, no big deal... but then we started challenging him. "Hey Scott, jump over that pile of newspapers on the ledge" we said. He accepted the challenge and journeyed over the newspapers, but he struggled with the slipperiness of the ledge and slipped. It looked like he broke his leg and back, but he jumped right up and continued walking to school. It was extremely funny. Next, "Hey Scott, jump over that pile of snow." we said. Challenge accepted. He leaped like a frog over the snowpile, but managed to fall forward unintentionally, and nearly cracked his head onto the curb nearby. Again, laughter spilled out of our mouths profusely. Scott's a wacko.
posted by Rob at 6:07 PM

school... tiring

tests... boring

home... sleepy

dinner... tasty

oh yea, it's my mom's birthday today.
posted by Rob at 7:56 PM

Mikes Sn 2186: rob, who is jonah?
Robish27DF: onelinedrawing
Mikes Sn 2186: ohhhhhhhhhhhhh lol
Robish27DF: silly mike
Mikes Sn 2186: i thought it was from that movie about the talking vegetables
Robish27DF: lmao
Robish27DF: veggie tales!
Mikes Sn 2186: yeah but wasn't it called
Mikes Sn 2186: Jonah
Robish27DF: celery, broccoli, gotta be, VEGGIE TALES!
Mikes Sn 2186: it was called Jonah: veggie tales
Robish27DF: cauliflower, sweet and sour, half an hour, VEGGIE TALES!
Mikes Sn 2186: wtf
Robish27DF: there's never never never never never a show like veggie tales!
Robish27DF: it's time for veggie tales!!!
Mikes Sn 2186: shut up about the fucking veggie tales
Robish27DF: lol
Robish27DF: mike, i think u need some veggie tales to calm u down
Mikes Sn 2186: onelinedrawing is a band made out of vegetables
Mikes Sn 2186: the guys name is jonah broccoli
Robish27DF: BOB the tomato
Mikes Sn 2186: yum yum, i wanna eat god
Robish27DF: and larry the cucumber
Mikes Sn 2186: yum yum
Mikes Sn 2186: yuck
Robish27DF: lol
Robish27DF: is God "yuck" to you
Mikes Sn 2186: only if he's spinach
Mikes Sn 2186: yuck
Mikes Sn 2186: or any other green vegetable besides lettuce
Mikes Sn 2186: god should be a slice of lettuce
Mikes Sn 2186: on a hamburger
Mikes Sn 2186: yum yum
Robish27DF: so u can eat it!
Robish27DF: u want to eat GOD!!!
Robish27DF: LUCIFER!!!!
Robish27DF: U MUST DIE!
Mikes Sn 2186: i'd eat god all day if he was a lettuce burger
Robish27DF: lol
Robish27DF: a lettuce burger?
Robish27DF: wtf?
Mikes Sn 2186: lol, a lettuce burger
Mikes Sn 2186: hahahahahahahaha
Mikes Sn 2186: muahahahahahahahaha
Mikes Sn 2186: ha
Mikes Sn 2186: god should be a taco
Mikes Sn 2186: what a great god he'd be
Robish27DF: hmm....
Mikes Sn 2186: :-P
Robish27DF: stop that
Mikes Sn 2186: :'( sorry rob
Mikes Sn 2186: :-X wtf does this mean
Mikes Sn 2186: i have an x mouth?
Mikes Sn 2186: woah
Robish27DF: ha
Robish27DF: larry the cucumber
Mikes Sn 2186: hes god
Mikes Sn 2186: ?
Robish27DF: no
Mikes Sn 2186: gods a taco
Mikes Sn 2186: yum yum
Mikes Sn 2186: :-P
Robish27DF: stop it!
Mikes Sn 2186: =-O
Mikes Sn 2186: those faces crack me up
Robish27DF: they're crap
Mikes Sn 2186: no way
Mikes Sn 2186: the taco god is gonna get you for that comment
Mikes Sn 2186: slut!
Robish27DF: :-\
Mikes Sn 2186: lol
Robish27DF: that's teh "i'm taking a crap" face
Mikes Sn 2186: 8-) i'm tom cruise
Robish27DF: lol
Mikes Sn 2186: but bald
Mikes Sn 2186: and i don
Mikes Sn 2186: 't
Mikes Sn 2186: have a nose
Robish27DF: O:-) i'm an angel without wings
Robish27DF: and a body
Mikes Sn 2186: :-[ i peed my pants
Robish27DF: :-$ i lost my mouth in war
Mikes Sn 2186: :-! i just ate the taco god
Mikes Sn 2186: :-D i just got my teeth cleaned at the dentist
Mikes Sn 2186: ooo
Robish27DF: :'( i cry when i have sex
Mikes Sn 2186: lmfao
Mikes Sn 2186: :-( so do i
Robish27DF: lol
posted by Rob at 11:07 PM

More conversations:

Robish27DF: jamming.... tuesday?
romeosatan: can't
romeosatan: i got class
Robish27DF: f u!
Robish27DF: u and ur classes!
Robish27DF: FFFFF UUUUUUU!!!!!
romeosatan: lol
romeosatan: f u in the butt
Robish27DF: wtf!
Robish27DF: never talk to me again!
romeosatan: wait till florida=wtf
Robish27DF: lol

Airgesh28: i got into st johns
Robish27DF: neato
Airgesh28: yea
Robish27DF: lol montclair sent me this thing
Robish27DF: i didn't even apply for montclair
Airgesh28: wat it say
Airgesh28: yea did u get in
Airgesh28: without applyin
Robish27DF: heh pretty much
Airgesh28: yea justyna got in too
Airgesh28: lol
Airgesh28: without applying
Robish27DF: i was like "mom, just throw that out"
Airgesh28: lol

j85df: send me the paper
Robish27DF: $10
j85df: loser
j85df: $5
Robish27DF: $10
j85df: $5 im still gonna have to do the outline,thesis statement, write those quoe cards, and get the same sources to hand in as you
Robish27DF: well... since ur doin all that, then the paper should be cake for u
j85df: you suck
posted by Rob at 12:18 AM

Another classic conversation...

romeosatan: hey, i have a hodown (we like to make up hodowns like they do on "who's line is it anyway")
romeosatan: yesterday i went to shoprite looking for a bag,
romeosatan: then i saw that vivema was being a big fag,
romeosatan: i turned around and ran away cause i could not face the fact,
romeosatan: that vivenzio was jerking off and humping nothing intact
romeosatan: word
romeosatan: that made no sense
romeosatan: k, lemme try another
romeosatan: i went to school yesterday and saw the army band,
romeosatan: i jumped on vivenzio and ran around the land,
romeosatan: then we went back in the crowd and someone touched my thing,
romeosatan: by some little freshman that looked like a sardine
Robish27DF: lol... please stop this
Robish27DF: ur last line of both hodowns don't make sense
romeosatan: stop. yes?
romeosatan: i know. yes?
Robish27DF: very yes
romeosatan: yes!
romeosatan: i got one!
romeosatan: ur gonna love this!
romeosatan: it's a masterpiece
Robish27DF: let's hear it
romeosatan: eh, i gotta remember it now
romeosatan: there is too much cheese outside and makes me kind of sad,
romeosatan: but then again i had no school so i was really glad,
romeosatan: robert says he likes the cheese but rather make remarks,
romeosatan: and talk about vivenzio's boobs and extra large birthmarks.

romeosatan: our band name should officially and copyrightedly be changed to TITS
romeosatan: why u may ask?
romeosatan: simple
romeosatan: TITS is simple to remember
romeosatan: but it stands for something
romeosatan: This Is The Shiznit

Then we yelled in agony once we found out we missed the boat for the jerseyshows battle of the bands! It was heartbreaking for us to find out this terrible news, but it just wasn't meant to be.
posted by Rob at 12:58 AM

Went in school and we had our internet presentation trip... to the Lyndhurst libarary!!!!

That was dull, but after an hour or so, Ms. Samtak drove me, mel, jermz, and joe to the school where we ditched 5th period to go to lunch at Pizza Hut. We stopped by Jeremy's house right before where we saw Ms. Samtak picking up some more people. Oh man, that was crazy cuz we told her we were going straight to Pizza Hut, she would've flipped if she saw us go into Jeremy's house. Anyway, we got ot Pizza Hut... many many funny conversations at our table... and then back to school. The day was pretty funny... and now i'm sleepy...
posted by Rob at 4:54 PM

Simon and Garfunkel on ch. 13... made me happy.
posted by Rob at 11:53 PM

Stupid snow....

Army band was pretty groovy today. The guy had some cool dance moves, and he made peepz from each class get up and dance to "Who Let The Dogs Out." That was pretty funny, and it was hilarious when Najemian ran out and did the worm! I also liked it when they all put on afro wigs and played some old school songs. That was hot stuff. Then in "God Bless the USA", the guy handed the mic over to Vivema and he belted out the chorus like no other... that was hella cool. And now i'm home... goodnight.
posted by Rob at 2:21 PM

Robish27DF: worst case scenerio
Robish27DF: snows a lot tomorrow
Mr007base: no way
Robish27DF: i go to school early for interview
Robish27DF: then i find out i didn't have an interview
Robish27DF: then i go home
Robish27DF: car doesn't start
Robish27DF: walk to school
Robish27DF: in the snow
Robish27DF: then army band cancels cuz of snow
Robish27DF: then a pissed off rob everywhere i walk
Robish27DF: go home
Robish27DF: find out they didn't cancel the gay world society
Robish27DF: must go there
Mr007base: that woudl be abad bad day
Robish27DF: find out i have to stay through the whole thing
Robish27DF: fall asleep
Robish27DF: wake up and find out they locked me in school
Mr007base: lol
Robish27DF: i search for someone
Robish27DF: i find jason
Robish27DF: and he kills me
Robish27DF: that would be a pretty bad day
Mr007base: thats woudl suuck

posted by Rob at 9:59 PM

romeosatan: cheese (this is what george refers to as "snow")
romeosatan: it hasn't all dissapeared yet
Robish27DF: i hope all the cheese melts
romeosatan: word
romeosatan: i hope vivema melts (vivema = vivenzio)
Robish27DF: haha
romeosatan: he has a lot of cheese
romeosatan: mucho mucho cheese (alot alot of cheese)
Robish27DF: in his tummy
romeosatan: and his boobs (according to george, vivenzio stores a lot of cheese in his boobs)
Robish27DF: lol
romeosatan: hey, i never told u this, but a while ago on v-day in brandes' class....... (v-day = valentine's day)
romeosatan: i told her about the flower made of condoms that they had at spencers
romeosatan: it was hilarious, u should have seen her face
Robish27DF: lol
romeosatan: it looked like a cross between a moose and a vulcan
Robish27DF: interesting
(this was the start of george turning the conversation into nasty, descriptive events that i am saving you from. once he got on a roll, a one mile wall couldn't stop him.)
posted by Rob at 1:03 AM

Anagesh's song:

"Hoda hoda sitting in the tree.
L-I-C-K-I-N-G
First comes little Hoda
Then comes marriage
Then comes....
BIG HODA
posted by Rob at 12:40 AM

alkaline33333333: do you need taking back sunday tickets
Robish27DF: nope
alkaline33333333: oh
Robish27DF: do u
alkaline33333333: i found 3 on the ground
alkaline33333333: hell no
Robish27DF: hahaha
Robish27DF: u found them?
alkaline33333333: yeah

Luck has never struck me in a form like this. But it seems the people that surround me are as lucky as they come. Okay, this isn't the grand prize, but if i found 3 tickets to a sold out show of my whole life passion, i would consider that high quality luck. Still, luck comes in many shapes and sizes.... yes it does...
posted by Rob at 9:41 PM

Oh when, oh when will my car be fixed? I don't know, but all i'm telling you is never go to Stanley's Mechanics for problems with your car (the one right next to the Lyndhurst Public Library).
posted by Rob at 3:17 PM

Jeremy's profile:

Avril Lavigne
Is she just another pretty face? (I think not)
Some might consider her to be just a songwriter,or just a poet, but i consider her to be a genius. (perhaps a the smartest person ever)
Lets examine her song Sk8er Boi:
- First off she shows the true spelling of the words (Skater and Boy)- wrong
(Sk8er and Boi)- right
i have to admit my face is quite red right now because i can't tell you how many times i spelt sk8er and boi the wrong way.
- he was a boi
she was a girl
can i make it any more obvious(direct lyrics from her song) Whoa!!!!, (she can't make it more obvious) theres a boi and a girl and they obviously want to go to the dentist and get their gums checked for gingervatice. (thats probably the wrong spelling but if you need the correct way to spell it email Avril at PunkRockPuppyPrincessAndKittenLover@aol.com)
See how much she said in 3 lines (damn, i'll continue this later, i mean L8er

posted by Rob at 3:42 PM

Michael Digney's Theory:

Humans evolved from fish.

Evidence:

Fish have gills, and so do we.

This comment made my ears bleed.
posted by Rob at 2:36 PM

Wow, it's late... goodnight.
posted by Rob at 1:09 AM

Robish27DF: the hazel nut is not actually a nut
romeosatan: it's cheese
romeosatan: yes!
romeosatan: cheese!
romeosatan: yes!
Robish27DF: wut is with you and cheese?
romeosatan: dude, there is a bunch of cheese outside
romeosatan: u can't just avoid it
Robish27DF: stop calling the snow "cheese"!!!!
Robish27DF: it's snow damnit!
romeosatan: that's it
romeosatan: u want a piece of me
romeosatan: let's have a cheeseball fight
Robish27DF: i want a piece of the pie
Robish27DF: howabout u throw cheeseballs, and i throw very sharp knives
romeosatan: my cheeseballs will whoop u
Robish27DF: maybe
romeosatan: yo, when it snew i had so much fun though
Robish27DF: making the deceased snow man you called bathman
romeosatan: i'm very upset about that
romeosatan: i forgot, what day did it snow like crazy?
Robish27DF: idk
romeosatan: it was a friday
romeosatan: last friday
romeosatan: what number was that
Robish27DF: 82?
romeosatan: i hate u
romeosatan: die!
romeosatan: bathman will haunt u for life!
Robish27DF: bathman is dead
romeosatan: nooooooooooooo
romeosatan: :-(
Robish27DF: heh
Robish27DF: his head fell off
romeosatan: quiet
romeosatan: he no longer has a body
Robish27DF: heh... so there u go
Robish27DF: no head... no body
Robish27DF: no bathman
romeosatan: noooooooooooooooooo
romeosatan: i hate u rober!!!!!!!!
romeosatan: damnit!
Robish27DF: lol
romeosatan: can't even spell ur name!
Robish27DF: arg
romeosatan: argeng
posted by Rob at 2:54 PM

Note to self.... February 28.... remember that date, forever.
posted by Rob at 4:56 PM