KyUtEAnGeL675 (6:57:51 PM): so harry potter is a drug reference
*eh... what isn't?*

Airgesh28 (5:27:49 PM): fukin ozone
*anagesh has a grudge against the ozone*

Airgesh28 (5:46:54 PM): clay aiken baby
*anagesh just really likes clay aiken*

Xx VivenZ xX (3:21:04 PM): wtf is wrong with us
Xx VivenZ xX (3:21:12 PM): you like hoobastank and i like new blink 182
*we've gone mad... mad cows*

BabyGurl xXx 143 (5:16:53 PM): mr. know-it-all
*that's me*

BabyGurl xXx 143 (5:21:13 PM): and it's people like you :-)
BabyGurl xXx 143 (5:22:51 PM): if you were here right now, i think i'd punch you in the face
*bi-polar?*

BabyGurl xXx 143 (5:44:46 PM): i'm scared to drive
BabyGurl xXx 143 (5:44:56 PM): because people like marissa might be on the roads
BabyGurl xXx 143 (5:45:04 PM): i guess they give licenses to anyone these days
*very true*

BabyGurl xXx 143 (7:37:01 PM): and stopped s-t-o-p-e-d cause i didnt wanna say pp
*lmao... greatest thing i heard all day*
posted by Rob at 8:13 PM

Me: Did you ever watch the Chappelle Show?
Sarah: Yea.
Me: It's funny isn't it?
Sarah: Yea it's funny. Wait... is he black?

Sarah: You sound like my grandma when you cough. And she's allergic to rugs. So that means that you're allergic to rugs.
Me: Do you understand yourself?
posted by Rob at 1:29 AM

Bets me and Sarah have:

Sarah says she'll beat me in cards.
Sarah says she'll beat me in tennis.
Sarah says she'll find a male doctor with nice handwriting.
Sarah says i cannot stay awake for 35 straight hours. (cookie bet)

posted by Rob at 1:51 PM

my roommate, Kevin's, profile:

Rob-"I would love to be a Lesbian"
my roomates a funny dude...wut a character
posted by Rob at 1:51 PM

jhcodafa (11:03:12 PM): i want to get so drunk i cant remember
jhcodafa (11:03:18 PM): and i want to walk around
jhcodafa (11:03:21 PM): haha
jhcodafa (11:03:29 PM): and explore

Metalmj316 (9:19:17 PM): my mom found out about cards and she doesnt want me to play

JeremySissman (9:25:30 PM): danae is making me feel bad
JeremySissman (9:29:07 PM): we talked for 6 minutes and she made me feel really bad

JeremySissman (10:10:05 PM): i was going to ask the fab five to come to my house but you have to live in new york

JeremySissman (10:13:56 PM): drinking coffee makes me have to shit

JeremySissman (10:38:34 PM): i never want to talk on the phone again

JeremySissman (10:56:20 PM): i want some beer, i want some vodka
JeremySissman (11:00:33 PM): v is for vodka
JeremySissman (11:00:39 PM): and vodka is for me

JeremySissman (11:19:06 PM): i need to become the crazy jeremy that i remember
JeremySissman (11:19:25 PM): i dont' do anything anymore
JeremySissman (11:19:48 PM): i need to start living

Xx VivenZ xX (9:49:35 PM): matts on crazy pills

Xx VivenZ xX (10:02:19 PM): hahahahaha, we can't miss the weird jumping guy
posted by Rob at 1:39 AM

Frankie's the greatest...

FRESH PRINCE 326 (4:02:30 AM): i tell u wat they told me r 17 if a 17 year old can look that good then damn im in the wrong fuckin state cuz they told me they from minessota

FRESH PRINCE 326 (4:30:49 AM): u wanna hear wat i said
FRESH PRINCE 326 (4:23:19 AM): o yeah by the way do u know CPR cuz ur beuty is about 2 take my breahe away

FRESH PRINCE 326 (4:42:20 AM): i was like it dont matter cuz u look off the charts thats all that counts

FRESH PRINCE 326 (4:45:34 AM): i want a supersize order of her wit a strawberry milkshake

FRESH PRINCE 326 (4:49:28 AM): if she was 2 years older and 3 thousand miles closer i would be jumping 4 joy

FRESH PRINCE 326 (4:58:05 AM): she likes alicia keys and i said they call her keys cuz she looks soo good she can have all the keys 2 my heart

FRESH PRINCE 326 (5:01:22 AM): im sorry i should not be talking 2 u i should just be staring at ur pic

FRESH PRINCE 326 (5:04:07 AM): i saw ur pic on the cover of the americas prettiest people magazine the other day
FRESH PRINCE 326 (5:04:19 AM): can i have ur autograph

Frankie was totally hittin on these chics tonight.... oh Frankie you online pimp...
posted by Rob at 5:18 AM

MamaTandy55 (2:15:13 PM): ur awesome rob
*yes i know*

JeremySissman (4:40:34 PM): rob o cop
JeremySissman (4:52:53 PM): can i call you bor
JeremySissman (8:04:51 PM): your tricky rob
JeremySissman (8:34:13 PM): you are smart
JeremySissman (8:34:34 PM): rocking rob
*so many names*
posted by Rob at 10:03 PM

This is what soap operas can do to you:

MamaTandy55 (1:14:45 PM): do u watch soap operas man

MamaTandy55 (1:14:54 PM): nothing being lazzzy like you

MamaTandy55 (1:31:47 PM): i haate nicole
MamaTandy55 (1:31:49 PM): godd
MamaTandy55 (1:31:56 PM): dumb biatc
MamaTandy55 (1:31:57 PM): h

MamaTandy55 (1:38:37 PM): mimi's a fat bitch whore cunt
MamaTandy55 (1:38:40 PM): i haaate her
MamaTandy55 (1:38:45 PM): more than nicole
MamaTandy55 (1:39:31 PM): dumb bitch

MamaTandy55 (1:40:43 PM): i haate conan
MamaTandy55 (1:40:47 PM): hes uglly

MamaTandy55 (1:42:10 PM): fat bitch
MamaTandy55 (1:43:23 PM): they cant even show her in sex scenes
MamaTandy55 (1:43:27 PM): cuz she soo fat
posted by Rob at 4:25 PM

Phone Chatterbox:

Danae: I have too many hamsters, do you want one?
Me: Sure, i would just perform a lot of experiments on it.

"When i was watching That 70's show, Donna and Eric reminded me of Danae and Jermz." -gesh

"I CAN'T HEAR YOU! ROGER? I CAN'T HEAR YOU ROGER!" -danae

Me: So each person just give me $50 and i'll take care of the booze.
Gesh: I don't think we'll have that much room in the car.
Me: Fine... $40 each then.
posted by Rob at 4:20 AM

Noticeable Quotes:

"Yea, we don't need you anymore." -yo
*I regret saying this. I'm a mean guy, but that was just over the line. I apologize.*

"People from Canada are called Canadians, and people from Alaska are called Eskimos." -sarah
*can i say.... gullable?*

"Man, did you see the size of her jugundas?" -gesh
*hahaha... that's enough*

"I'm gonna f*ck you up!" -danae
*that was hitler-danae talking*

"I'm in love, somone call 911" -olddude
*he's 27.... i think she's 19*

"Where's Jay Seo? I want to fight him right now!" -pet
*definately funny stuff*

Me: Hey look, the sun's coming out.
(5 minutes later)
Sarah: Hey! The sun's coming out!

"You want me to call her up for you? I'll act out exactly what i'll say, 'Hello? Shut the f*ck up'" - pet
*hahaha.... oh man.... the genius that is mike petryszyn*

"I'm so upset! Why would they have a playground up when u can't even play in it?" -danae
*ahh yes... that's the 4 year old we all know about*
posted by Rob at 1:58 AM

Dream: Danae was over Jeremy's room and them and Sean were just chillin. It was pretty late at night and i came in Jeremy's house uninvited. I was really hocked up on drugs and all.... and i stumbled right into Jeremy's room. I just made my way over to his bed and passed out. Meanwhile they just thought everything was funny. Then when i got back up, i was going delirious and started acting really crazy. I was scaring them and they didn't know wut to do. As they were scared, i just kept laughing at them. I don't remember what happened after that.

This dream gets a **.

Dream: Outside of Phil's house i was lighting something and all of a sudden my car blew up. I was standing right next to it when it blew up and i got thrown like 15 meters into the middle of the street. Danae stood there shocked while holding her face, standing on the sidewalk. Phil ran quickly to call for help. Jermz ran to the street to see if i was alright or not. Then, since it was at night, a car came speeding, didn't see jermz, and hit him. Jermz went flying about 10 feet away from me. Danae was just totally flipping out now. I think i died but jermz lived on. Awesome.

This dream gets a ***.

posted by Rob at 7:05 PM

"My brother took one of those standardized tests once, and they only leave 6 spaces to write your first name. So his name is Christopher... and when the scores came in the mail, the letter was addressed to CHRIST." -pis
posted by Rob at 5:42 PM

@ class.... leave me a comment using the word "robot".

Cepa2bCgus (2:24:49 PM): I wish i had a robot that killed people for me
BabyGurl xXx 143 (3:10:18 PM): domo aragato mister robot-o
I AM POLISH MAN (2:43:11 PM): the coach told us to robot we were too tired
KyUtEAnGeL675 (3:14:04 PM): you and kev should try and do the robot to a superspecs song....while doing leap frog
GroundZero0215 (4:05:03 PM): I had difficulty beating up the bully at school, so I made a "robot", brought it to school, and it kicked the bully's ass for me.
NajMan 83 (4:32:47 PM): i have to shit so bad right now, i feel like a robot, if a robot was human and could take shits
Pollyp0cket5 (4:51:34 PM): " i like IM A ROBOT...they have cool stickers"
posted by Rob at 5:09 PM