Xx VivenZ xX (3:16:06 PM): and pigs will fly out of my penis

KAB8536 (1:07:31 PM): you're like a black hole of sleep

KAB8536 (1:02:50 PM): seriously...i think that me, u, and forrest gump are probably the three most intelligent men to have ever lived

CaR CaR 251 (4:59:56 AM): and i was talking to a white boy so its all good

MeGaLoMaNiaC 71 (12:16:13 PM): Channel 69 ... Raaaaahhhhb TV!

KAB8536 (8:19:17 PM): apparently this pizza has persuasive powers

STP1355 (7:06:45 PM): bob marley loves jesus when madonna licks saltines or something lol

Mr007base (7:13:10 PM): dude ur goin through beer like water

Xx VivenZ xX (1:43:15 PM): i wanna see if i can get lisa to come
Xx VivenZ xX (1:43:21 PM): and then i can bang her on the beach lol

Chuck TaIyor (12:43:19 PM): alcohol is so much fun
Chuck TaIyor (12:43:24 PM): we should start a fan club

Xx VivenZ xX (8:46:59 PM): nolan kasher vivenzio and eng
Xx VivenZ xX (8:47:01 PM): =Xx VivenZ xX (8:47:04 PM): the greatest band ever

KAB8536 (8:42:08 PM): wut if when i opened my refigorator...insted of food in their...
KAB8536 (8:42:16 PM): there were little tiny people
KAB8536 (8:42:20 PM): that were chefs

FRESH PRINCE 326 (1:05:38 AM): fred is studyin smokin the good shit 4 u

sjs2187 (11:22:58 PM): u most definately probably will

MetFan930 (2:06:48 PM): ok def just walked from ur room allllllll the way to my room and heard coheed the entire way

Confucius102 (2:09:39 PM): im stupid
Confucius102 (2:09:41 PM): im crazy
Confucius102 (2:09:42 PM): i know

Robish27DF (2:17:18 AM): mike wants to bang you on the beach during the straylight run show
BabyGurl xXx 143 (2:17:30 AM): WHAAAAAAAAAAAT

Waffle Mi x1 8 2 (1:10:37 PM): i stay strapped niggaaa
Waffle Mi x1 8 2 (1:13:34 PM): i don't even think i know how to make grilled cheese when i think about it
Waffle Mi x1 8 2 (10:16:59 PM): they nabbed me nigga i'm in jail
Waffle Mi x1 8 2 (10:19:17 PM): i know yo..i shorta shot a teller in the face. i was trying to scare her by shooting the glass but it wasn't bullet proof man

KAB8536 (11:32:00 PM): the hardcore monkey bars

sjs2187 (10:55:43 PM): im not gonna ask a serial killer to watch a movie with me

sjs2187 (11:15:45 PM): tats cool...u pointed tat out
sjs2187 (11:15:50 PM): it makes me sound intelligent

CaR CaR 251 (12:28:03 AM): its like scary fast food that moves and changes

jhcodafa (1:12:29 AM): "see them run like the aqua blue ocean... it's forever fun"

ESPNfan (2:50:37 PM): i farted and it really smells

sjs2187 (11:22:52 PM): i got a haircut yesterday
sjs2187 (11:22:56 PM): its time u get one too

posted by Rob at 2:31 AM

Recent Accomplishments:
11/2 - SAW OLD DUDE!
11/3 - Finished 2 papers and studying for an exam.
11/4 - Bought MVP 2004!
11/6 - Misses, Simpleness, Patriss, and Vistoriss came and visited.
11/7 - Acid 4.0 d/l... Parks of Lyndhurst here we come!
11/8 - Cleaned up pile of clothes near my bed and got a 92 on bio quiz :-)
11/9 - Read Chris' mind 4 times (Jimmi Hendrix, Glassjaw, car window, Straylight Run singing)
11/10 - Parks of Lyndhurst recorded "Pokemon Cards".
11/12 - Fell asleep at 9:30am.
11/13 - Slept for 15 hours.
11/14 - Watched The Ref.
11/15 - Got Parks of Lyndhurst on Purevolume and MySpace... also made a lot of pokemon cards for everyone.
11/16 - Showered.
11/17 - Composed two songs with Parks of Lyndhurst.
11/19 - Did not eat Ramapo food for the entire day.
11/20 - Watched 6 movies: Requiem for a Dream, Final Destination 1 + 2, The Scout, Secret Window, Harry Potter.
11/21 - Threw cookie wrapper out in the garbage.
11/23 - Alcohol Violation #2.
11/25 - Played mucho Halo 2.
11/28 - Boy Meets World Marathon!
11/29 - Updating this bad boy.
12/1 - Didn't play Halo 2 at all.
12/2 - Finished writing paper with 4 hours to spare until it was due.
12/3 - A Brilliant performance by PoL.
12/4 - Played so much Halo that i had a dream about it.
12/7 - Scared Chris 3 times today.
12/8 - Wasted my entire day.
12/9 - Went to the library for the first time this semester.
12/11 - Stayed up till 10:30am.
12/12 - All nighter.
12/14 - 2nd to wish Allison a happy bday.
12/17 - Saw The Blood Brothers and From Autumn to Ashes.
12/18 - Saw The Escape Engine.
12/20 - Finished paper at 6am.
12/22 - Back Home until February.

Funny Happenings:
11/4 - Me and Chris singing Barney songs at night. Haven't laughed that hard in a while.
11/6 - Crazy tapes, observation of Dan's farts, and of course... the funniest late night ever.
11/7 - Watching Matt Skiba's head about to explode while singing "Radio."
11/8 - Abusive day: Chris jumps on Rob, Rob punches Chris in private area, Chris turns into Rob's fist, Ghazi turns into Ryan's fist, Chris smackin Rob in the face with middle finger.
11/10 - Zanzibar.
11/17 - High pitch screams in The Pirate Song.
11/18 - Chris: Howabout i put my face in ur ass.
11/19 - Fuck Yes Friday: Jermz wasted, talking with petryszyn, PoL performance, spinnin in the chair, jermz and the "water bottle", watchin the pacers fight 100 times, etc.
11/20 - Cop freaking me and chris out at 5am.
11/23 - 6 hours talk with Pet and Vivenz... with an occasional comment from Jermz and JB.
11/30 - Carla scaring the SHIZ outta me.
12/3 - TCNJ night: Goof dancing with a ball out, Dan dancing, Ryan's crazy comments, PoL rocking out!, three girls kissing, Death Cup Naked Run, PoL performance, etc.
12/4 - Drunkage... not me this time.
12/7 - Steve Banks
12/9 - Acting like others: Chris = Rob, Rob = Jermz, Jermz = Chris. Funniest sober latenight yet.
12/11 - Yet again, cracked up while ording BK Breakfast. (guy riding bike, my eyes bulging out at Chris)
12/13 - Carla pushing Danielle in a shopping cart. You girls are crazzzyyy!!!
12/14 - Lighter + Disenfectant = blowtorch!!!
12/16 - Ryan... HIGH! Mcdonalds is closed... the window broke. Why wouldn't they have milk shakes? All you have to do is press a button.
12/18 - Vivenz hopping in the mosh pit, Carla and Sara getting yelled at by Escape Engine cuz they were sleeping, kids bum rushing The Sleeping's singer.

posted by Rob at 3:35 PM

Bowling....

Game 1

X X X X X X X X X X9/ = 289

Holy cow.... i was 2/3 of a frame from a perfect game. I was 2 rolls away from a perfect game. And it was a really really good shot too... and the damn 9 pin stayed up! Damn that 9 pin..... i'm getting closer and closer to a perfect game now.

The other games don't matter... just a 201 and a 214. Blah....

posted by Rob at 3:26 AM

This semester...

Quality Quotes:
Dan: They eat like you shit.
Ryan: I just need something fast and greasy.
Me: Then type in 7. Chris: The letter?
Chris: What does paginate mean? Me: When you write a paper... you have to page the numbers.
Chris: Pass the moon and the stars, look there's Jupiter and Mars as the space shit is flying away.
Me: For it's one, two, three lots of fun for you and me.. Barney's the captain of the gang..
Chris: HOORAY!!
(While sleeping)
Michelle: I'll see you next Halloween.
Chris: Howabout i put my face in ur ass.
Sean: Rob, i have a request for you guys (Parks of Lyndhurst)... NEVER STOP MAKING SONGS!
Me: I wanna hump your fucking face!
Petryszyn: Jeremy is by far the weirdest kid in the world.
Jermz: Kite Flub.
Me: Hackensack my balls.

Times i've watched Forrest Gump: 16

Water bottles on the wall: carla threw them all out :-(

Empty beer cans in my drawers: threw them out too :-(

Times i've been buzzed/drunk: 14

Times someone puked in my bathroom: 3

Cokes that Chris owes me: 10

posted by Rob at 8:29 AM