You Know You Drink Too Much When... (Rob's Edition)
When you are sober, people ask you what's wrong?
You have water bottles filled with vodka, and apple juice bottles filled with tequila.
*or when the tequila tastes like peanut butter... ryan*
Your roommate picks up a water bottle and asks, "Is this water?"
*damn felix*
You dance a lot... even with no music.
*jermz*
You think beer and ramen make a good breakfast.
*jermz*
You fall asleep taking a dump.
*haha ryan*
You believe that spilling a beer is alcohol abuse.
*it totally is!*
You start to smell the scent of beer when you're sober.
*everyone*
You start out every story with, "Remember the time when we were drunk..."
You think it's proper to mow someone elses lawn at 11pm during the winter.
*haha petryszyn*
You watch the same thing on the television all night long, and it keeps getting funnier (Forrest Gump, Basketball Fight).
*ramapo crew*
You prepare for your hangover before you start drinking (ice pops).
You wake up with someone next to you who you've never seen before.
You modify already established drinking games to make them more fun (ramaPONG).
You know all the prices of every brand of vodka and beer.
You stay up all night long drinking and playing basketball and watching 2 Fast 2 Furious.
*haha stooge*
After you puke, you have a drink to get rid of the after taste.
*ghaziiiii*
You see two skunks and figure the best thing to do is to run wildy at them.
*v-dawg*
You form a band and write songs about pokemon cards, boners, and fucking dan.
*that's right baby*
posted by Rob at 5:11 PM 