STP1355 (2:18:21 AM): weirdest conversation onf my life about weeblos and brave little toasters.. o i ate a rock cuz i was hungry... and im going to see the dentist cuz im getting rocks in my teeth... rob im high.. as a kite. i might just stop to check u out... dude.. there was a retart walking down the strreet and he was scary and made weird noises with this shoes man.. i thought it was like ghazis old roomate

STP1355 (2:28:00 AM): ryan the lion is gunn abe my global guts nickname

STP1355 (2:30:36 AM): ok im going to sleep, dude a retard on the streets tonight, i wante du there fo rthat...peace man...tell felix that jesse cospoplis wants my asshole.. later rob dob hob goblin

Cepa2bCgus (12:42:13 AM): my mom comes in my room and says she smells pot

TaysLtlPretty86 (7:16:54 PM): I dunno...why don't you like poop?

cbgbdude85 (3:07:39 AM): hey man. just want to let you know. im done with chemistry. im high as a kite. im playing "valentine" on guitar while listening to tguk's sing it, and this song is for you and your love for tguk

atarischica58 (6:15:52 PM): those were some tasty meatballs

atarischica58 (6:26:54 PM): my face isn't green nemore!!

scoulie oulie (5:17:28 PM): am i really that dumb!?

MetFan930 (7:04:16 PM): its like a disease
MetFan930 (7:04:25 PM): im POL positive

scoulie oulie (6:55:35 PM): i just got aloe in my eye
Robish27DF (6:55:46 PM): is that good for ur eye?
scoulie oulie (6:56:04 PM): nope. it blatantly says 'avoid contact with eyes and eyelids'

Cepa2bCgus (6:50:08 PM): oh i decided
Cepa2bCgus (6:50:15 PM): im going to become a corn farmer

STP1355 (10:07:39 PM): i havent had a mountain dew in like 2 months

STP1355 (10:13:47 PM): so ive been listening to a lot of nysync lately

STP1355 (2:22:03 AM): and i was hsouting out the window what the fuck at the biker

STP1355 (2:23:55 AM): pussy comes in the mail to ghim
STP1355 (2:23:56 AM): and
STP1355 (2:24:02 AM): um
STP1355 (2:24:21 AM): hes got eye liner

STP1355 (3:30:33 PM): ...someone pissed on a magazine

MetFan930 (3:34:25 PM): and the clutching of the ball while he sank

Cepa2bCgus (3:52:58 AM): always talking about stick needles in the arm

Chuck TaIyor: your subprofile makes me want to play beerpong

STP1355 (6:30:16 PM): i threw in a lipper... and i puked up apple juice

STP1355 (6:36:56 PM): have u ever gone to a shower by urself

CaR CaR 251 (7:09:35 PM): i like hippies too

airgesh5 (10:41:52 PM): ice cream bells

STP1355 (2:04:33 AM): i rapped more bj

Cepa2bCgus (2:09:29 AM): is it ok to eat the grape pits?

STP1355 (2:45:58 PM): everytime i see mysel fin ur profile i get really happy.. like seeing the circus happy

JeremySissman (3:22:31 PM): people throw quarters in dog poop

STP1355 (2:52:37 PM): u go tit (u got it)

STP1355 (3:00:39 PM): ive been sticking alot of things in my mouth

JeremySissman (9:05:57 PM): i'm sending a request to k rock to play funky jesus

ESPNfan (1:16:36 AM): these 3 drunk fat chicks made fun of me for walkin wit no shoes

Robish27DF (1:00:22 PM): gracias
Robish27DF (1:00:37 PM): which means thank you
Cepa2bCgus (1:00:43 PM): it does
Cepa2bCgus (1:00:50 PM): i thought that meant taco

polandspring85 (1:25:35 PM): my mind is like swiss cheese
polandspring85 (1:25:43 PM): so convuluted

TaysLtlPretty86 (5:20:01 PM): I couldn't sleep again last night so I started thinkin about how people count sheep....so I started picturing them and a started to giggle in like my half sleepiness then all of a sudden for some reason I pictured one running and then like falling/sliding and I started laughing so much

STP1355 (4:59:38 PM): meatload wants to borrow my car

jhcodafa (4:19:02 PM): ill kick you loose

ESPNfan (11:29:56 PM): penis

TaysLtlPretty86 (6:42:44 PM): "that family has got to go"

STP1355 (2:54:05 AM): i think i got bad eggs

xxVIVENZxx (1:14:32 AM): i just ate a butter and jam sandwhich
xxVIVENZxx (1:15:58 AM): maybe my waffel will soak up my heart attack

STP1355 (2:43:36 AM): michele with one l... me and rob r hungry..high.. an dhungry and were coutning on u to sav eus and get us bk!

STP1355 (2:44:32 AM): rob and ryan go to BK

STP1355 (2:48:42 AM): rob i got really scared cuz i lost ur IM screen on my thing and i realized i was s taring at it the whole time
posted by Rob at 3:38 AM

8/11 - Team Chris Jermz defeats Team Rob Joe (10-9)
Web Gems:
***Rob hit the ball to opposite field where no one was standing cuz of the shift. The ball bounce off the house and looked like it was going to land in HR territory, but Jermz was alert and jumped into the pool, hitting away the ball before it could land.
**Chris smashed a knuckler into left field. Rob, with little time to react, swung at the ball attempting to hit it away. Instead, the ball popped straight up and Rob grabbed it for 2 outs.
*Joe hit a towering shot over to right field. As Chris tried to grab the ball, the ball slipped through his fingers and headed over the grand slam fence. Fortunately, Chris caught the ball on the warning track.

8/3 - Team Rob Sean Tyler def. Team Jermz Vivenz Dipalma (8-5)
Web Gems:
***Dipalma hits a tricky shot in dead center. Rob reached over the diving board and swatted at the ball. Even though he missed, the ball was tipped directly into Sean's arms for the catch.
**Jeremy's 3 catches in one inning.
*Sean hits the ball in pool HR territory, but Dipalma (not known for jumping in the water) dives in and then tosses the ball while in mid-air to vivenz for 2 outs.

7/31 - Team Jermz Felix Dipalma defeats Team Rob Sean Dan (12-11 9 innings)

7/24 - Jermz(11+?), Rob(11+?), Vivenz(9), Alfreddo(3)
Web Gems:
***Alfreddo smashed the ball to right field. Rob jumped and tipped the ball to jeremy who was playing on the ladder. Jermz then hit the ball which found its way in Vivenzio's arms for the catch.
**Vivenzio hit a tricky shot in the deep end of the pool. Jermz jumps in and wasn't sure if he was able to come up with the catch, so he threw a perfect toss to Rob for the catch.
*Rob hit a killer of a shot right at Vivenzio. Vivenzio didn't even have time to react before the ball bounced off of his crotch and into the water.... luckily it wasn't a homerun.

7/22 - Rob(10), Joe(7), Vivenz(6), Jermz(5), Tyler(1)
Web Gems:
**Jermz hit a bullet that curve in between center and left field. Rob dove in and tipped the ball straight up, Vivenz bobbled the ball but eventually caught the ball.
*Tyler hit a soft, but tricky ball in shallow left. Jermz jumped over the ladder into the pool, swam to the surface, and was able to tip the ball to himself to make the catch.
posted by Rob at 4:11 PM

The Ramapo Awards (Spring Semester 2005)

The Best Room: Oak Hall 424Runner Up: Oak Hall 408
Funniest Drunken Moment: Chris kissing Jermz.Runner Up: Dan kicking over his head.
Funniest Drunken Person: JeremyRunner Up: Chris
Funniest High Moment: Ryan riding his monkey with his flute.Runner Up: Late night dining (same night)
Funniest High Person: Ryan
Best Drinking Game: Royal Rumble Power HourRunner Ups: Uno and Blackjack
Funniest Experience: Me burning out at the Lodge during "The Dan Song"
Fast Food Award: Burger KingRunner Up: McDonald's
Best Musical Group: Parks of LyndhurstRunner Ups: Hawthorne Heights and The Sleeping
Song of the Semester: "More BJ" Parks of LyndhurstRunner Ups: "Funky Jesus" PoL and "Full Thunder Moon" NewAms
Most Controversial Story of the Semester: Sara and Carla leaving Danielle and MichelleRunner Up: Chris and Michelle drinking.
Man of the Semester: Dan
Female of the Semester: Smush
Sport of the Semester: Wiffle BallRunner Up: Volleyball
Quesadilla Day Award: Dan
The "I Miss You the Most" Award: Kevin
Video Game of the Semester: MVP 2005Runner Up: NBA Jam, Jeopardy, Home Alone
The Random Award: Black People
RA of the Semester: Tunde
Movie of the Semester: Back to the Future
Threat of the Semester: Yee Yee
Game of the Semester: Piss Jeremy Off
Random Award #2: The Number Twelve Looks Like You
The Dresses Down Award: MeRunner Up: Chris
The Dresses Up Award: JeremyRunner Up: Ryan
The EMT Award: Alex
The Alcohol of the Semester: Vodka (Crystal)
The Doobie Brother Award: Ryan
Saddest Moment of the Semester: News that The Get Up Kids were breaking up.
Best Holiday of the Semester: Valentine's Day
The Hockey Table Award: Dan
The Tallest Man Award: Kev
posted by Rob at 4:42 AM

Aight today was one tiring day... but it was a lot of fun. I woke up at 11am to go out and have an early lunch with my family. We went to Red Lobster... yum yum yum. Hah... then i came home and was dead beat from little sleep, so i took a nap. I wake up an hour later and started packing the cars for school. Then once we drive to Ramapo, things get intense. There were so many people moving in, but i do have to admit it wasn't that hectic. It was fairly organized, and i'm thankful for that. The apt is pretty damn sweet. You walk in and to the right are the couches and seat for the living/chilling area. To the left is the kitched with a nice oven and fridge, and a nice little kitched table perfect for drinking games haha. Straight ahead are the rooms, which are bigger than i thought they were gonna be. So yea... it's a pretty sweet place. After about an hour or so, i was all packed in, and bid my farewells to the family. Then i unleashed the gallons of magic to my roommates. It was pretty funny. Jermz and Ryan stopped by and i showed them the slideshows i made. Then L-hurst crew Mariss and Lisa stopped for a little while. Went to latenight and chilled there until the cleaning crew kicked us out. Then we went back and prepared for a volleyball match. When i got there, the nets were soooo low. Like it was at tall as i am.... so that's extremely low... but that means... SPIKING. Supposedly they made a rule that said no spiking allowed... but i totally didn't hear that. Ryan's friend JP came along with her friend, and they started playing. I think the first play once they joined was me spiking the ball right at JP and hitting her. It was hilarious... my bad JP. Yea... Ryan was on the other team cuz he said his goal is to beat Team Rob this year.... well that obviously didn't happen tonight. Even though we didn't keep score... it must've been Team Rob 115 - Team Ryan 18. After that went back to Jermz and Ryan's crib and met their roommate... who's 21 baby! Swweeeeetttt. Hah... then met with Chris and Ghazi, talked a lil.... left back to the room wtih the intentions on showering. Instead, i met with Carla and we talked for a long while about teh summer and the whole shmeel.... then she saw one of her friends, Chelsea, and so we went over to her room and Chelsea made us nachos. They were soooo goood..... radical. Then finally i went back around 3ish and showered. Now idk how to work the tv so imma just listen to music as i fall asleep. Class tomorrow.... ughhh!! Well that was my day.... adios....

I really really miss my Sniffles back home in Lyndhurst. :-(
posted by Rob at 3:18 AM