xxVIVENZxx (2:33:12 PM): its ok...the other night i was high and swore i was toad from mario kart

MamaTandy55 (3:15:47 AM): im not a dooggg

xxVIVENZxx (3:01:19 AM): i drank a zimaxx
VIVENZxx (3:01:42 AM): for you

scoulie oulie (10:51:40 PM): i just told someone i like quoting people in my profile but i didnt know why...
scoulie oulie (10:51:48 PM): and then i realized its cuz i want to emulate you

scoulie oulie (10:54:10 PM): yeah im aware..people at monmouth must have no arms if he's beating them

xxVIVENZxx (12:16:00 AM): lol don't worry about lesbian camel gang bang

TaysLtlPretty86 (3:47:31 PM): it's on the crotch....

TaysLtlPretty86 (1:22:16 PM): I just went swimming in my bathrrom!!!

polandspring85 (9:31:10 PM): and i see on the tv one puppet eating out the others ass

Cepa2bCgus (1:35:33 AM): i figure a box of wine for me you and gillan will be enought to get drunk

atarischica58 (2:31:20 AM): he said he was going to elbow my boob

Cepa2bCgus (11:42:17 PM): im morman now

Cepa2bCgus (3:54:12 PM): GOD WINE IS A HELL OF A DRUG

atarischica58 (4:03:13 PM): you're like the wise man

atarischica58 (2:00:54 PM): you were like "stupid danae and her stupid trumpet"

Cepa2bCgus (3:51:22 PM): i bet i could score higher on a spanish exam right now than i did with studying 10 hours of cal III

TaysLtlPretty86 (4:34:43 PM): I friggin shit my pants lol

STP1355 (2:26:32 AM): seriously i was moshing, an di dont mosh.. moshing when they were just talking

sjs2187 (2:22:55 AM): u bought me over

JeremySissman (4:25:55 AM): fucking platoJeremySissman (4:26:00 AM): why doesn't he go make me a plate

STP1355 (4:35:21 AM): jeremy types so fucking loud
STP1355 (4:35:24 AM): fucking girl
STP1355 (4:35:34 AM): im surprised he isnt washing his hand snow

TaysLtlPretty86 (1:53:56 PM): I think I want a lamb.....

atarischica58 (3:07:24 AM): you too.. dream about horses

Puddle1201 (3:22:28 AM): yeee jell shots

Mtyson3284 (3:10:02 AM): You pick a major yet you sick fuck over there

xxVIVENZxx (4:44:31 AM): on the handicapped bus seat for 15 minutes
xxVIVENZxx (4:44:39 AM): and in that time i grew my second penis
xxVIVENZxx (4:44:42 AM): so i'm now a man
xxVIVENZxx (4:44:48 AM): cause i can bang two girls at once
xxVIVENZxx (4:45:44 AM): robo-ert model 3199 mcgobish
xxVIVENZxx (4:45:49 AM): that would be your robot name
xxVIVENZxx (4:46:17 AM): tell everyone they are now robots
xxVIVENZxx (4:46:22 AM): and i'm the master brain

JeremySissman (10:42:04 AM): all i have to say is shauny too horny

MetFan930 (3:03:06 PM): thats great... u look at ur shit and immediately think of me
MetFan930 (3:00:18 PM): fuckin jermz
MetFan930 (3:00:32 PM): he confused the shit out of me this morning
MetFan930 (3:00:41 PM): switchin my goddamn drawers!

xxVIVENZxx (9:13:24 PM): lol one of the devils has hepatitis a
xxVIVENZxx (9:13:25 PM): hahahaha

STP1355 (3:36:19 PM): i swear i read punk 3 times and thought it said puke
STP1355 (3:51:00 PM): id like to think id orgasm

atarischica58 (1:45:05 AM): cuz i think jer is kinda gay
atarischica58 (1:45:24 AM): i never met another guy who makes tea as often as him

STP1355 (2:49:25 PM): dude i woke up
STP1355 (2:49:27 PM): smelled waffles
STP1355 (2:49:47 PM): swear i heard rumblin gin the bathroom and then smiled cuz i thought bout fucking weekes
STP1355 (2:49:57 PM): so i start talking to the rumbling
STP1355 (2:50:06 PM): i say wheres the waffles being made
STP1355 (2:50:09 PM): no answer
STP1355 (2:50:11 PM): i say
STP1355 (2:50:28 PM): dan if thats you and ur not answering me i swear to god ill put the yankees in a choker
STP1355 (2:50:32 PM): no answer
STP1355 (2:50:40 PM): so i turn around and no on eis there
STP1355 (2:50:44 PM): then
STP1355 (2:50:47 PM): i go in th ebathroom
STP1355 (2:50:49 PM): nothing
STP1355 (2:50:58 PM): for some reason i kinda slightly freak out
STP1355 (2:51:11 PM): i tak eout my contacts and fling em into the toilet
STP1355 (2:51:14 PM): i think i flushed
STP1355 (2:51:22 PM): so i walked back here blind lol

lvl that guy lvl (9:43:10 PM): r to the o to the b to the !!!!!!!

MetFan930 (11:55:26 PM): pile on chris

Cepa2bCgus (11:00:25 PM): this sint rght at least terriorts amdit there crimes

JeremySissman (4:09:38 PM): how do i get more toilet pape

polandspring85 (7:20:41 PM): im making a list of my sexual fantasies right now

STP1355 (8:32:47 PM): im gunna show jeremy my balls when he gets out of the shower

Cepa2bCgus (5:37:35 PM): what the fucking are traditions?
Cepa2bCgus (5:37:39 PM): what fucking is manifest

u CANT be LeeLee (6:41:23 PM): DILF <3
u CANT be LeeLee (6:41:34 PM): or maybe RILF for now
posted by Rob at 2:26 PM

Recent Accomplishments:
6/22 - Watched LHS peepz graduate... busted at Julie's.
6/24 - The Get Up Kids @ Webster Hall... then wasted afterwards.
6/25 - Mucho graduation parties and chillin with friends.
6/26 - The Get Up Kids @ Starland Ballroom.
6/29 - Called AAA to replace my flat tire.
7/1 - Winning Disney Scene it.
7/2 - Tried Absinthe.
7/5 - Watched Fellowship of the Ring.
7/6 - Played games with Allie, wathed Now and Then.
7/9 - Chilled with Ramapeepz... and of course my Peach.
7/12 - Went to Liberty Science Center.
7/16 - Won in quadruple OT with Sean in the best beer pong game ever.
7/18 - Played poolball!!!
7/19 - Saw Wedding Crashers.
7/21 - Went to Six Flags.
7/22 - Won Poolball... watched The Grudge.
7/23 - Played wiffle ball.
7/24 - Pooball again... didn't finish the game.
7/26 - 7/29 - PA with Allie :-)
7/29 - Pillow fight, Circle, Shamoo, Burger King.
8/4 - 8/7 - Party Weekend.
8/19 - Made brownies.
8/23 - Saw Red Eye.
8/24 - Saw 40 Year Old Virgin.
8/26 - Won in Trivial Pursuit against Allie and Amanda.
8/30 - Cavities all filled up.
9/2 - PoL made two fans over the age of 65 years old.

Funny Happenings:
6/29 - Playing tennis in the monsoon.
6/30 - War of the Worlds... Tom Cruise throwing peanut butter bread at the window.
7/1 - Petryszyn wanting to be a turtle.
7/2 - Gilligan asking Allison who was her cousin.... Amanda or Jamie.
7/9 - Commercial starting off with, "Living with genital herpes can be quite a hassle..."
7/12 - Almost killing jermz, and crazy moshing to "Faith."
7/13 - Kid falling on his face in the middle of the street from his skateboard.
7/18 - Vivenzio falling in the dark while catching the beach ball during a poolball match.
7/22 - Vivenzio crashing into the table twice... bending two of the four legs on the table.
7/24 - Vivenzio actually breaking the table finally during poolball.
7/31 - Dan jumps right into the grand slam tube while trying to hit a ball away in poolball.
8/4 - Mike Petryszyn attempting to rhyme words. (Mood with Hood, Consensus with Jesus, and Rich Harden with Tan)
8/6 - "Diamond for Six"
8/7 - Vivenz farting in a mailbox.
posted by Rob at 1:44 AM