(While watching Swordfish)
Chris: What did i miss?
Me: Just a naked guy.
Chris: Did you see penis?

"...and he keeps doing it until the guy comes" - alex

(Watching Swordfish)
"Did he come?" alex

(While lying on his bed, talking to Chris)
"I was waiting for you to come, you bastard!" -alex

"I can go for some sausage right now." -chris"

Did you see that Rob! I went down to my knees and took it right in the face." -chris

"I get it in the buttcheek a lot." -chris

(While lying on his bed, talking to Chris)
"I was waiting for you to come, you bastard!" -alex
posted by Rob at 3:51 AM