xxVIVENZxx (2:09:40 AM): mia hamm
xxVIVENZxx (2:09:43 AM): sandwhich
xxVIVENZxx (2:09:44 AM): hahahahahaha

STP1355 (1:40:07 PM): i finish my project at 2 am last night, i come back from the e labs and there sjermz sitting no shirt on playing poker, I go "I thought you went to bed" he goes "I tried but i wanted more poker" then i look at his desk and he has these sticky notes about strategies he came up with himself... one of them says "if you lose its over, get ready for the next hand" and another one says "win som emoney and u will be proud" Im like wtf man

STP1355 (4:17:51 PM): this is owat one of the notes says
STP1355 (4:18:01 PM): "dont feel rushed to win a big pot, dont look at ur money"
STP1355 (4:18:03 PM): lmao

sw44caliber (11:13:30 AM): i like erection

stevemortiz (11:58:35 AM): lots of people will die, including babies
stevemortiz (11:59:31 AM): all my songs would be about fucking bitches and getting money

lvl that guy lvl (5:49:50 PM): im thinking about the boston tea party
lvl that guy lvl (5:50:07 PM): lets go pillage a british ship

xxVIVENZxx (6:01:24 PM): rob's fine taco's have cancer!

jhcodafa (2:00:16 AM): theres only 90% fat free ppop corn in my house
jhcodafa (2:00:25 AM): so i put a stick of butter in a pan and melted it
jhcodafa (2:00:34 AM): now i have +10000 % fat hahaha

MetFan930 (5:48:37 AM): i just remember fuckin jizz load blowjob man

jhcodafa (12:34:02 AM): whats your favorite cereal
JeremySissman (12:34:07 AM): idk
jhcodafa (12:34:17 AM): how do you not know
JeremySissman (12:34:25 AM): because i dont know
jhcodafa (12:34:33 AM): everyone else knows
jhcodafa (12:34:39 AM): is it because they dont have a poker cereal
JeremySissman (12:34:43 AM): yea
JeremySissman (12:34:46 AM): thats why

JeremySissman (6:59:59 PM): i'm no whore

jhcodafa (12:19:12 AM): all i want to do with my life is have a collection of bonsai trees

stevemortiz (10:00:53 PM): i just wanna wake up next to you coolnesss

MetFan930 (12:32:18 AM): i dunno whats worse to have stuck in ur head...the fall out boy song.. or the words.. "if god had a penis"

STP1355 (12:14:46 PM): rob i found out that i have a penis named gurtrude mockingbird

STP1355 (5:00:19 PM): i really like the smell of my own farts
STP1355 (5:00:31 PM): when i let em rip in the shower.. it smells awesome

sw44caliber (3:23:05 PM): im trying to think like im drunk
sw44caliber (3:23:11 PM): and i cant do that sober

jhcodafa (1:17:56 AM): vivenz told me that he wants to go around asking people to eat their shit
jhcodafa (1:18:04 AM): and if they say yes we rub it on our faces
jhcodafa (1:18:08 AM): and run around them
jhcodafa (1:18:10 AM): screaming
jhcodafa (1:18:12 AM): bahabahboo

airgesh5 (2:15:04 AM): have u ever wanted to fart but u know if u do ull shit urself

jhcodafa (12:18:58 AM): your a robhead

xxVIVENZxx (2:20:44 AM): rob what do you think of the french

MetFan930 (12:31:49 AM): i'm nig as a cucumber